Chapter 8: The Most Awkward Encounter in 100 Baby Challenge History

Hello, friends! Let's start today's update with a little catch up to what's going on at the Tredway house. Stephanie and Holly are getting in a little sisterly bonding time.

Breckin is practicing the guitar. Gotta woo those teenage ladies, ya know ;) However, he's just started so he's awful at this point.

Unfortunately, his awful strumming is making brother Embry super tense, which is apparently making his workout difficult.

And Joanna? Well, I think this picture speaks for itself. This poor girl and her preggo sickness :(

Oh well, the kids needed to be fed. Joanna started breakfast, and while she was cooking, she sneezed into the food >.<

Joanna: Crap! Do you think the kids saw that?!

Well, no...but myself and all our readers did, so....

Joanna: ...it's ok.

Ew.

Joanna: AAAAHHHHH CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!

Yeah, well, that's what you get for feeding your kids sneeze eggs.

Stephanie's fun mood was low, so she was a little tense during breakfast.

Stephanie: This food tastes like snot.

If you only knew, dear...

She was then sent upstairs to work off some of that frustration in a game of Blicblock.

Meanwhile, Joanna's Gieke-y baby bump is coming right along :)

As is the housework. She spends a ridiculous amount of time fixing and cleaning various appliances in her house. 

Chester stops by quite often. Sorry buddy, but your time in this challenge is over. You've got your own family and challenge to star in ;) I still love you, though <3

The boys took a cue from their sisters and spent some time socializing that evening.

Joanna worked on her gourmet cooking skill for dinner that night. And got her knife stuck in the cutting board. That looks safe.

Once again, the living room proved to be the perfect place for dinner that night. Oh well, I love that they're all together :)

After dinner, Joanna checked for any pen pal replies. She ended up with a pen pal from Champs Les Sims! Neat!

Eventually she requested a postcard, and received this in the mail. Cuuuute!

Finally trimester 3 made its way around, and brought with it Joanna's ginormous belly! 

After a quick nap that afternoon, baby Gieke decided to make her entrance into the world!

Yes, dear readers, we have ourselves another baby girl to add to the Tredway family, and her name is Lucy!

Wasting no time, Joanna headed over to the home of her next baby daddy! She was greeted by a sweet couple, Sabre Wolf and Kit McDonald. Their family was made by the wonderful KitOnlyHuman :) Joanna was a little confused and came to the conclusion that she was in the wrong place.

Joanna: Well, I'm afraid I must have looked at the address wrong. I was told to come here in search of the next father for my 100 baby challenge, but clearly they were mistaken!

Kit: No, don't be silly, you're in the right place!

Joanna: Oh? I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'm a little confused...

Sabre: Just come into the bedroom with us, we'll explain everything!

When they got into the bedroom, Joanna took a seat on the bed. Meanwhile, Kit and Sabre did a little cheek kissing and making out. At that point, Joanna began to question everything about this situation.

Eventually, Sabre took a seat next to her on the bed.

Sabre: So, you said you needed a father for your challenge? Well, you're looking at him!

Joanna: ...wut?

Kit: You heard the man! You need a father, and he's a great one. We couldn't turn down the opportunity when we heard you were looking! We figured you weren't too picky so this wouldn't be weird or anything.

Joanna: *Nervous laugh* Yeeeahh...right...totally not...

For unknown reasons, the three moved to a different bedroom downstairs where, for several super awkward minutes, Kit just stood there while Joanna put the moves on her man.

Joanna: This is so awkward and uncomfortable for me....isn't it for you?!

Sabre: Nah.

Joanna: Oh....right...silly me... O.o

Finally, Kit decided to give the pair some space. Joanna attempted to make a move, and Sabre slapped her hand away.

Joanna: Oh you did NOT just go there. After the awkwardness you two have put me through? Oh no you di-n't.

Eventually the two got past his weird random "nah, I'm not interested" moment and got a little cozy.

Sabre randomly got up and walked into the hallway, where Joanna followed him and the two sealed their first kiss.

Sabre: Oh no! I hope Kit doesn't see this!

Joanna: She knows about this, you idiot...

Jaiden: Ooohh...daddy's gonna be in troooouuuble!

Joanna: What? I don't...I can't even...*sigh* I give up.

After the kiss, Sabre and Kit went into one of the upstairs bedrooms and shared a hug. This so freaking weird.

By this point, Joanna was about done with this scenario, so she followed them into the bedroom and decided to just get things done.

Joanna: Ok, so this is just so wrong on so many levels, and your kids keep judging me with their eyes. Can we just get this done, please?

Sabre: Sure!

Kit: You can use the downstairs bedroom!

Joanna: ...I'm gonna need extensive therapy after this one, aren't I?

The two headed back downstairs and got down to business.

Joanna went straight for the pregnancy test afterward, hoping harder than ever that everything worked on the first try so she could get the heck out of dodge.

Success! Toilet confetti and all :)

Despite the awkwardness, Joanna felt it was best to share the big news with Sabre. He was actually very happy!

Kit then joined the party, and Sabre relayed the news to her.

Sabre: Did you hear, sweetheart? It worked, Joanna's pregnant!

Kit: *Silently feeling randomly jealous and killing Joanna in her mind* Oohh...well...that's nice...

Joanna: I think...I'm gonna go...

And she did...fast. Tune in next time, folks, to see the most awkwardly created baby ever come into the world and see how our little Gieke grows up! Until then, happy simming!