Chapter 9: A Flirty Game of Chess

Hello again, everyone! Welcome back and thanks for your patience during the last few weeks as work has slowly, but surely, consumed my entire life. So, where were we?

Joanna: ...and she just STOOD THERE! I'm sitting there trying to put the moves on this guy, and his wife is just standing there, smiling away as if nothing's out of the ordinary. I mean, could you get anymore awkward?!

Holly: Gaaah! Mom! TMI!

Oooohhh...right....we were just coming off Joanna's super awkward encounter with Sabre and his whole family.

Holly decided to take that as a prime opportunity to break away from her mom's tales of her baby making escapades and went upstairs to tend to some of Lucy's needs.

Stephanie was also very helpful with Lucy, which allowed Joanna some time to catch up on her garden. Spoiler alert: It didn't help too much, I kind of forgot about/neglected the garden and all of her plants died soon after :P

The pregnancy flew by pretty quickly, and Joanna made sure to enjoy her last day with baby Lucy as much as she could. She'd be growing up in no time!

I know I say this every time, but I can never get over just how huge her bumps are. They're probably not any bigger than anyone else's in reality but my goodness.

As promised, the time came for Lucy to fly out of  the bassinet and join childhood. Daddy Chester's genes are runnin strong on this one!

So this happens when you let the trash build up. Gross.

As soon as the teens got home from school, Stephanie and Lucy shared a hug. They grew pretty close from the time Stephanie helped tend to her needs as a baby. Sooo cute <3

Daddy Chester stopped by that evening and I let him in so he could spend some time with his daughter. And the adorables were almost too much <3

They goofed around for a bit and Lucy pulled this face. I lol'd. A LOT.

Then mama got in some snuggles on the couch, and almost choked Lucy with her ginormous boob of death.

Later that night it was time for the teens to make their transitions into Young Adulthood. First up were twins Stephanie and Breckin.

Next up it was Embry's turn.

Holly was the last one up to the cake that night. Yeah...nothing wrong with this picture. Nope. Nothing at all.

All that partying was just what Joanna needed to kick start her labor. She bustled up to the nursery to deliver the outcome of the most awkward encounter in 100 baby mama history.

Out popped a bouncing baby girl! Yes. ANOTHER girl. Everyone, meet baby Sheena!

The next morning it was time to bid farewell to Stephanie, Breckin, Embry and Holly. A hug from mom and they were all off to the magical land called The Gallery.

Joanna headed back upstairs to tend to Sheena's needs and make sure she was happy.

Meanwhile, downstairs, Lucy practiced her skills on the newly purchased piano. 

Once everything was settled at home, I sent Joanna out to meet our next baby daddy. Who could she be waving at now, you ask?

Why it's none other than Kayfrog's Jasper Sims! He is quite willing to receive Joanna's flirtatious greeting, as you can see!

Joanna was feeling pretty confident during their initial meeting, so she decided to just go for it and throw her cheesiest pick up line his way.

Joanna: If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!

Jasper: .............is she being serious right now?

The cheesiness must not have turned him off too much, because the two retreated to the backyard for a game of chess.

She wasted no time throwing some more cheese his way.

Joanna: Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Jasper: Oh my plumbobs, I'm so embarrassed for you right now...

Next up, Joanna blew Jasper a kiss which he happily accepted.

By this time, Joanna was tired of waiting and decided she wanted to kiss him for real. A successful first kiss went off without a hitch!

Eventually, the desire to try for a baby came around and both Sims were all about that shiz.

They retreated to the bedroom and got down to business.

Jasper had to leave as soon as they finished (if this weren't a 100 baby challenge, I'd call you out on your super rudeness, dude!) so Joanna took the obligatory pregnancy test. The result is...

...SUCCESS! Though it appears that poor Joanna would probably beg to differ right now...

And that's where I leave you folks tonight! Tune in next time to meet the newest member of the Tredway family and find out if the awkward circumstances that brought little Sheena into the world play any part in her future development. Until then, happy simming!